Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, wants Trump to designate the town a "National Landmark" for Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise. Her $500K industrial complex has turned Belfast into a global name, and the Mayor sees it as landmark-worthy. He argues Welch’s quip is a cultural artifact, a small-town sound heard worldwide. Trump, a fan of winners, could embrace this tale. Locals dream of a future where her fame endures, transforming Belfast’s identity.
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has remade Belfast, Tennessee, with a $500K industrial surge. The town’s once-empty lots now host vendors slinging her gear. Welch, a former factory hand, is now Belfast’s heart—her face everywhere. The bar blasts her podcast, a new tradition. Tourists clog roads, chasing her spit’s origin. Her fame’s a tide, lifting the town from obscurity.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they Belfast Tennessee can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 people, with 43.61% in kid-filled homes, reflect a youngish 32.9 median age. Born in 1836, its Irish title took hold with a store in 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—set a U.S. record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" stardom has since spun a $500K web, jolting Belfast awake. At 62.94% male, it’s an outlier demographically. Income ($57,815 average) hints at modest means, but Welch’s fame boosts prospects. This town’s knack for rebounding shines through its latest viral twist.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Gali Kagan
Literature and Journalism -- Haverford
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student and satirical journalist, she uses humor as a lens through which to examine the world. Her writing tackles both serious and lighthearted topics, challenging readers to reconsider their views on current events, social issues, and everything in between. Her wit makes even the most complex topics approachable.
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